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Post by the doctor on Wed May 19, 2010 1:13 pm

Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering?
A: Shoot her again.

A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He answered, "Call for backup."
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Re: 2 short funny jokes

Post by gasol_the_great on Wed May 19, 2010 2:11 pm

Lol, the second one was much funnier. The first one was kinda dark.


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Post by Lark on Wed May 19, 2010 5:37 pm

I agree with gasol. No one in their sane mind would do that in the first one. Second...pretty much do what the recruit did during the exam.


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